Tuesday, January 31, 2012

The Handsome Hound Dog Mug of Dr. Phil

Just wrote this tune with my pal Bill Stair. It's rough as hell just now, but I bet you'll laugh! We'll slick it up from here.






Handsome Hound Dog Mug (Steve Lafler/ Bill Stair)

INTRO: Em - G - / A - - - /

D - - - /
Hey Dr. Phil! Where have you been?
D - - - /
You Fell right off my radar again
G - - - /
I wanna see your great big nose
D - - - /
And your great big hound dog head
A - G - / D - - - /
Get feeling real good in my life again

Take the talking cure with Dr. Phil
Yak-yakking it up, don't give no pill
Straight up cold turkey for those on smack
No going home for clothes and stash
With the big old hound dog face of Dr. Phil

BRIDGE:
Em - G - /
My problem Phil, ya gotta know
D - - - /
Can't sing like a pop star diva
Em - G - /
Don't got inflection, don't got no pose
A - - - /
Need some direction from the man who knows

INSTRUMENTAL:
D - - - / D - - - / D - - - / D - - - /
G - - - / G - - - / D - - - / D - - - /
A - - - / G - - - / D - - - / D - - - /

Repeat Bridge

Straight talking Phil & his manly 'stash
He's Oprah's friend, he's gotta plan
He ain't no pussy, he’s standing tall
Cold penetrating eyes of destiny
on the Big ol' houndog face of Dr. Phil

But Phil's ten years in, he's fadin' Fast
If he had any hair, it'd be turning gray
On the handsome houndog mug of Dr. Phil
On the handsome houndog mug of Dr. Phil
On the handsome houndog mug of Dr. Phil

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